London River — the photo players see in the Star Guesser guess-the-pornstar game

Smash or Pass: London River

The Star Guesser popularity list puts London River at #469 — an established top-500 name. The catalogue behind that ranking is 368 titles and 7.6M lifetime views. Outside the top 200, London River is Hard mode only — where a correct call pays a 1.5× multiplier. Across 138 community swipes, the verdict is 30% smash — Hard Pass.

Community verdict

138 swipes

30%

Hard Pass

SMASH: 41
PASS: 97

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London River by the numbers

#533

Community rank

#469

Popularity rank

368

Titles

7.6M

Lifetime views

Community rank is recalculated every month from smash-or-pass results; popularity rank is the roster’s original view-count order. London River sits outside the top 200 — Hard mode only, at a 1.5× points multiplier.

Could you name London River from one photo?

That’s the game. Ten timed rounds, one photo each, streak multipliers on every correct call — and a spot in the Hall of Fame if you can out-guess everyone else.

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